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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Lab test

Whenever there's a lab test, Professor Shit will start scolding us endlessly.

DONT GO THERE!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU DONT KNOW?'!!!!

I'VE SAID STOP TALKING!!!!!

JUST GO IN THE ROOM!!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR???

Been looking forward for this test. Pretty confident with my study but then....never underestimate this cunning old wolf (Pro.Shit).

I was told to identify a plant species on my first station and also to give the phylum name of the mushroom.

Easy~~~easy~~~

Then i move on to the next station where i'm told to identify the structure of an Amoeba sp.

Whoyo~~~easy as ABC~~~i was delighted...

Then move on to the next station.....There are two pictures and i was asked to identify the species.

Failed to identify the first one.....but the second one was fine with me.

Then move on to the next station.....and i got something like this....
Gotta sketch it out and identify the common name of this species.

Dinoflagellate is the answer.....easy easy.....

Then move on again to next station.....so far so good yet~~~
and let's see what we got here.....
Whoyo.....an octopus leg.......

The question read 'sketch out the specimen and identify the structure....'

Nah~~~so obvious....

Lichen thallus mar.......cei cei cei~~~~

Moving on~~~

Identify the process shows in the specimen.
What the XXXX#%%!%$#@^!%!^!?

Sir....are you kidding me? I ain't see anything. Is just a young fern leaf. =_=||

Fern leaf....fern leaf.....young.....grow......fern......process.....what it is call?

Time is running out and my brain still failed to came out with anything.
Ah....whatever......i'll come back for it later.....

Moving on....the questions got tougher.....
What is the genus name of this bacteria?

= =|||| cei~~~so easy....spirillum shape.....see also know

So i wrote in my answer column...... Staphylococcus.....but.....

Staphylococcus somehow is not stained purple.....but blue....and it look something like this...
and~~~
guess what's the correct answer???

SPIRILLUM......yo`yo`yo`

Ahhhhh.....how could this happen to me?????

Moving on....

Identify the stem based on the cotyledons and provide a reason to support your answer.
Alamak......apa ni???

I just don't get it. Why on earth would my Professor think of this sort of question?

Anyway, lucky me......

See the part stained purple? It is the xylem......and the middle you could see a lot of air sacs....Is not air sacs lar.....but i'll just call it that way for identification purpose.

So....i wrote....

Monocotyledon, because the vascular tissues are shattered.

Dunno it is correct or not anyway....

Moving on, all the question is about identification and sketching and suddenly i remember that i forgot to write the magnification for all my drawing. Shit man!!!! Have to request for going back to that station again.

After i got out of the lab, i'm not that confident anymore........sob~~~sob~~~sob~~~
Euglena became Paramecium. Polytrichium capsule became stobilus. Protonema became Mnium. Marchantia thallus cupule become Gammea cup and i was still laughing at people for writing Marchantia while i'm the one who is wrong.

Haizzzzzzzz...............SIR I WANT A RETEST!!!!!!!!

Too bad there's no such thing as a retest.....blame it for not having a camera.....and a bad memory......

Look like there's no 'A' for me this time. Sob~~~sob~~~


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